stoner

hey i'm Dylan
smoke weed on the daily
same with hookah
4:20 am/pm farmer
Denver, Colorado home town
5280 high living
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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?
aaron-the-ponymod:

Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

gnarly:

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favorite way to smoke?

@Anonymous

weedporndaily:

  • teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
  • me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here

How high are you?

@Anonymous

weedporndaily:

soulescaper:

School sucks